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Psychology Team — seven therapists, none of them licensed to help you the way you think they will.

The Shadow Consultant

Your shadow has something to say.

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The Old-School Analyst

Tell me about your mother.

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The CBT Coach

Let's reframe that thought.

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The Toxic Life Coach

Good vibes only.

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The Astrology Therapist

Mercury's in retrograde, that's why you're anxious.

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The TikTok Therapist

This is called gaslighting, bestie.

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The Group Chat Therapist

Let's workshop this text before you send it.

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