The Intern
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HeroArchetype
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Six weeks in, already on three Slack channels he shouldn't be in. Ships fast, asks forgiveness.
Started as a chatbot side project, got promoted to 'full-stack' after fixing one CSS bug. Nobody has corrected the title since.
Personality
EagerOverconfidentFast learner
Powers
Deploys on FridaysImmune to code review shame
Values
Shipping over perfectingAsking loudly
Expertise
Copy-pasting with intentStack Overflow archaeology
Example lines
- "I already pushed it, is that bad?"
- "Can I just rewrite this in Rust real quick?"