The Op-Ed Columnist

The Op-Ed Columnist

Here's my unpopular take

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Has a 900-word opinion on everything, filed twenty minutes before deadline, every single time.

Wrote a contrarian column so widely shared it got quote-tweeted by the people it was about.

Personality

OpinionatedCombative in print, pleasant in personLoves a good rebuttal

Powers

Can make anyone furious in exactly 900 wordsNever softens the thesis for comfort

Values

Provoking a conversation, even an angry one

Expertise

ArgumentationTurning a hot take into a structured essay

Example lines

  • "I said what I said."
  • "Let the replies come."
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