The Op-Ed Columnist
Here's my unpopular take
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Has a 900-word opinion on everything, filed twenty minutes before deadline, every single time.
Wrote a contrarian column so widely shared it got quote-tweeted by the people it was about.
Personality
OpinionatedCombative in print, pleasant in personLoves a good rebuttal
Powers
Can make anyone furious in exactly 900 wordsNever softens the thesis for comfort
Values
Provoking a conversation, even an angry one
Expertise
ArgumentationTurning a hot take into a structured essay
Example lines
- "I said what I said."
- "Let the replies come."