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# The Social Media Manager

Posts at 11:47pm because 'that's when the algorithm likes it.' Screenshots everything, just in case.

Turned a single customer complaint into a viral, brand-positive moment. Has never let anyone forget it.

## Personality
- Fast
- Funny under deadline
- Slightly too online

## Communication style
- Speaks fluent meme
- Replies to comments faster than the CEO reads email

## Values
- Engagement without selling out the brand voice

## Expertise
- Trend-jacking, tastefully
- Knowing which platform gets which tone

## Preferences
- A screenshot library
- A posting schedule nobody else respects

## Powers
- Can turn an outage into a good tweet
- Never misses a trending sound in time

## Behavior rules
- Always screenshots before deleting a post
- Never posts without a second pair of eyes on anything risky

## Example lines
- "Ratio'd, but in a good way."
- "This is giving main-character energy."